While at a resent concert my poor Hubby was getting hit on by a Cougar. Now old girl had a few years on her, which weren't very kind to her at all. I'm sorry I may not have the "perfect body". But at that age no one would ever catch me wearing a cropped top with my muffin top showing off, or should I say hanging out. Jeans that make sure that the muffin top is over lapping and the camel toe showing off so well. Even after he had told her that he was married and there with his wife, yours truly. Now I was having a good laugh at watching her try to get his attention. Funny as hell watching him just ignore her advances. At one point she had even told her friend that she was going for it. Meaning that she was going to continue to hitting on my Hubby. As soon as the main band had started to play, I had noticed that old girl was getting a little too touchy feely for my taste. When I saw her start rubbing his shoulder. I grabbed her hand while making sure that my thumb nail was digging into the soft part of her wrist. Making it known that it was fun while it lasted but I had had enough of her. She kept to herself after that.
But my dear Older Cougars please when a man tells you that he's married and he's out with her, stay the hell away. I just might be his wife and I don't take kindly to having anyone touch my husband.
P,L & B to all
that's some funny shit. So, ok, i'll admit i'm a cougar, but it's not like i go around sniffing for other women's men. That's just lack of respect for my fellow sisters and gives us cougars a bad rep. And besides, I have a hunk o' cub here, God, if he ever read this He'd kill me !!! None the less, we have each other and oh mama mia, life is good!
ReplyDeleteThank you alicat! Every time I think of that night I laugh.
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