MEN AND SOCKS

Ladies I don't know about your men, but mine wouldn't touch the pile of clean socks.  He wouldn't fold or roll them and put them away.  When it's my turn to do the laundry I hang up and fold all of the clothes. Unless if I'm on strike from everything.  But when it's HubbyBear's turn he wouldn't touch those socks. He's hang up every shirt, even if it's a sleeping one.  He'll fold and put away what should've been hung up and for some unknown reason will leaves clothes in both washer and dryer.  Drives me crazy!!!!! But God forbid if I do something like that. Just like a man!!!!

So the last time he did the wash he had left all of the socks in the basket for me to do.  When I had noticed that it was almost half way full and there was nothing in there but socks, I politely asked him why he didn't bother to do the sock and put them away?  His answered was that he was saving them for me to do, I gave him that woman of color looked; you know the 1 ladies the 1 that says it all "WTF?; are you F'ing crazy; and my favorite of all what the fuck I look like? You're mother?"  And yes the rolling of the eyes and the neck movement went along with it.  Yes ladies I was rubber necking him. I did do the socks and waited until he laid down for his nap to start putting away our socks. Along with the banging of the draws just so he'll know haw upset I was about the whole thing.  Next time I do the wash I'm so going to "forget" to wash his underwear until he has none and forget about folding and putting away his clothes as well.

Ladies remember that our form of vengeance is the worst that there is "Hell has no fury against a woman's scorned."  So don't blow up in his face or start a fight just use the tools that you know you can use to teach him a lesson that will stick. LOL and remember to smile sweetly while you plot and plan........

P,L & Bs to all